January 19, 2005
Ode To Knifey | Web Wooing Warblefest II
Another one bites the dust - if by “bites” you mean “is written and recorded” and “the dust” you mean “and has been uploaded to the net for public consumption”.
This time, I’ve done an ode to everyone’s favourite rockin’ blogger Knifey Knifeyard. The quality is a little shabby with loads of creaks and feedback, but I’m trying this new “express writing” thing and am trying to write and record the thing as fast as possible to prevent me getting bored and abandoning the project. Plus I am completely incompetent when it comes to the recording software. I’ve worked out the hole to plug the stuff into, and the big red record button I need to click and that’s about it.
But I digress. Download the song by right clicking and saving. And if you’re curious and feeling like reading some daftness, here are the lyrics to A Guide To Being Knifey’s Wifey…
Let me tell you bout a boy I know
Only virtually but here I go
He is a blogger and his name is Knifey
All the girls, they want to be his wifey
Uh-huh
Yeah yeah
Uh-huh
Do you think you’d like to be his girl?
I’ve got a check list here, let’s give it a whirl
You should be a brunette with long straight hair
Don’t be a lippy wearin’ hooker, on yer face use Nair
Don’t cling him or whinge about your girly belly
And please be cool with farts if they’re just noisy, not smelly
Be prepared to head south for a little oral
Never vote for John Howard and his 1950’s morals
Try and dig roadtrips with a guitar music soundtracks
And most of all, please have a fucking giant pair of baps
Do you think that you’re of his ilk?
Wouldja fuck him with a strap on in a kiddy pool full of milk?
Uh-huh
Yeah yeah
Uh-huh
Knifey-Knifeyard
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Baton crumbs
The lovely Elmo has passed a meme baton to me. I'm a bit confused though --- if everyone passes the baton to three people, surely they only get a piece of it? And each of those pieces gets broken up, and so on and so forth. So here's my tiny crumb...
The bit about the pool, and the milk, and the . . . well, never mind what else, now that was unexpected . . .
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This is the background story on the strap on\milk
http://knifey-knifeyard.blogspot.com/2005/01/de-stront-tuesday.html
And the other stuff -
http://knifey-knifeyard.blogspot.com/2005/01/project-girlfriend.html
Just so you know, I don’t have some freaky warped mind who creates disturbing milk-shagging images out of nowhere. Kinda :)
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you know me too well!!!
“And most of all, please have a fucking giant pair of baps “
you know it sister!
oh, this has been my week, what with mara, kitten and pink kitty forming the north american chapter of the knifey fanclub, and now this.
now all i need is some hookers and blow, and i’m the king of melbourne!
thank you jess, you’re THE BEES KNEES!
Well, I heart ya babes xxx
Glad you liked it - so far, Ms Fits has talked of shagging me, you’ve called me the bee’s knees - all in all, I’m 2/2 in the Wooing stakes! WOO!
NACKF
So I take it your def a member, Jess???
You rule with that song…
xo
A member? Of NACKF?
I don’t know what that is. But I want to join, honest injun! xx
PS: thank you!